Election time 2

Another voting non recommendation for Indianapolis/Marion county.

Do not vote for Melina Kennedy. She's a Democrat party shill who cares so much about the law that she let her license expire for a while. It's been too long since she's seen the inside of a courtroom. The crime problems we have now aren't Carl Brizzi's fault, they're the fault of an overcrowded jail and lack of care in the shittier segments of our local society.

Five years

Five years ago, practitioners of a religion based on hatred inflicted a blow to us that was record breaking.

Why?

Do you Islamists hate us so much, that we have to die so you may continue to hate? I guess so. The prospect of 72 virgins in heaven is so great that we are nothing but targets.

They haven't tried anything successful again on U.S. soil. I pray they won't.

And don't try it with me around. I will rally the Americans with the cry of:

"REMEMBER UNITED 93" "KILL THEM ALL!" And you will be sent to your white grapes.

Election Time

Since there's now less than 60 days to the election, and Mcain-Feingold madness is in full swing, time for me to speak my mind on the candidates. I'll start with Indianapolis, my hometown.

Do not vote for Julia Carson.

There, I said it.

R.I.P. Crocodile Hunter

As you already know. Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin died from a freak accident over the weekend. His heart was pierced by a stingray while filming a feature on the ocean's deadliest.

Maybe he was crazy, maybe not. Everyone I've talked to thought he'd buy it in some spectacular fashion, not in a one in a billion incident. He died doing something he loved, which is more than most of us can say. My prayers are for his family. He leaves behind a wife and two young kids.