The Stankshooter

The random musings of a conservative, gun owning, working, married, white, Christian male.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Jail overcrowding

Jail overcrowding in Indianapolis is becoming a serious issue. Our murder rate is going back up, and no one has any good ideas on how to stop it. First, why not repeal all punishments for simple drug posession. That'll free up some space. I fear gang bangers more than some bartender who gets nailed for having a couple joints in his pocket.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Why I will never live in Illinois

As long as people like this run the state:

Seig Heil for Rod!

Blagojevich Ally Calls for House to House Gun Searches Says ISRA-PVF

Illinois gubner Rod "munch" Blagojevich has decided that any gunowner in IL who lives north of I-80 is by default a gang-banger. His right, er left-handed minion wants house to house searches for guns.

If you live in IL, be afraid. They have a database of gun owners thanks to the lovely Illinois "firearms owners identification card", or registry of gun owners. These communist scum will stop at nothing to create a population of sheep.

I pray for you.

Oh, and Rod, when your minions read this, fuck you. I have many guns, and will die with many more. They will be passed on to my children, not to your furnaces.

As long as Nazis like you run the state of Illinois, I cannot live in your state. I can carry my gun in Kentucky, Ohio, and Michigan. You hold on to the last, but most egregious, of the Jim Crow laws. You restrict the ownership of guns to regular people.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

37 years for Teddy, none for Mary Jo

The swimmer killed his mistress 37 years ago today. He waited 10 hours to call the police. If I waited that long, well, I'd be looking at a long time in jail. It's long time past for this bloated charicature of a human being to resign his office on his way to the slammer. He's had 37 years of wine, women and song. Mary Jo Kopechne's family has had 37 years without her.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Screw Kofi

To: U.N. Totalitarian gun grabbers
Re: No fucking way pal

You are the ones who sat around and did nothing to stop genocides in Bosnia, Sudan, Rawanda, Liberia, and Somalia.

You travel the world with bodyguards. You stay in the safest places, eat the best food, and all on money that I via my taxes "donate" to the cause of world peace.

Fuck you. I will not now or ever give up my inalienable right as a human being to own weapons of any kind. Firearms, knives, hand tools, ashtrays...