Would you let someone spank you?

The woman who was spanked in front of her coworkers won her lawsuit.

Jury awards woman $500,000 over spanking

I really don't know what to make of this situation. I find it interesting that she allowed herself to be subjected to this humiliating treatment in the first place. While most likely the intention of "punishment" was light-hearted, there comes a time when adults have to grow up. This is something that definitely sounds like it came from Delta House and not a sales manager.

So, what would the Stankshooter do?

Idiotboss: "Stank, you're late! Assume the position!"
Stankshooter: "No thanks, sorry I'm late, I'll just sit down"
Idiotboss: "Assume the position!"
Stankshooter: "Go fuck yourself"

A man's got to keep his pride...