Mom's afraid

StankWife and I just got back from visiting my parents. Mostly a regular visit to my folks. One thing you might find interesting is that my mother was freaked out when I confessed to being armed at home. My parents are liberal hopolophobes. They honestly think that guns can hop up, load themselves and take out entire playgrounds of schoolchilderen. I told her about what happened to my friend. She thought that he should have given them the money. Ugh.